The Informer would just like to know why the Zest continues to call me his "Second Go To Buddy?"
Really Zesty, we have spent nearly everynight together for the past six months, yet you have the odacity to call the Informer number 2.
Don't get the Informer wrong, he will always respect the Tyrone, and if there was a classic go to buddy Tyler would and always will be the Zest's number one.
But, for the sake of argument, when you only see someone once every few months they can no longer be your number one go to guy.
I guess what the Informer is saying is . . .Zesty is a homosexual.
P.S.- Just because I poored out his beer does not make the Informer any less of a babysitter, so J.C. you can shove that up your pipe and smoke it.
Informer
things i am.....
EXCITED ABOUT
1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo
2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand
3. to watch the nfl draft
4. playing my new game THE SHOW
5. watching the lakers win it all
NOT EXICED ABOUT
1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary
2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field
3. the empty bottle of jim beam
4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row
5. my 1-8 start in my franchise
1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo
2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand
3. to watch the nfl draft
4. playing my new game THE SHOW
5. watching the lakers win it all
NOT EXICED ABOUT
1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary
2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field
3. the empty bottle of jim beam
4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row
5. my 1-8 start in my franchise
Things that i have recently found out i dont care about
1. Bridal shows
2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach
3. The NHL all star game
4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it
5. Finding a job
6. The New President
7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show
8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea
9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live
10. Cankles health
2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach
3. The NHL all star game
4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it
5. Finding a job
6. The New President
7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show
8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea
9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live
10. Cankles health
Saturday, May 24, 2008
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2 comments:
sorry informer u will always be number 2 no matter what ....usually people don't even try but u put in a good effort and still lost. TC#30
sorry informer u will always be number 2 no matter what ..most people don't try cause they no better but hey u gave it a great try and still lost....ur my boy zest see you in maine TC#30 the real number 1
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