things i am.....

EXCITED ABOUT

1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo

2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand

3. to watch the nfl draft

4. playing my new game THE SHOW

5. watching the lakers win it all


NOT EXICED ABOUT

1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary

2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field

3. the empty bottle of jim beam

4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row

5. my 1-8 start in my franchise

Things that i have recently found out i dont care about

1. Bridal shows

2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach

3. The NHL all star game

4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it

5. Finding a job

6. The New President

7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show

8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea

9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live

10. Cankles health

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"Things To Do In Maine"

Since the Zesty is leaving this Friday the Informer thought he would help out his buddy with a list of the “Top Five Things To Do While In Maine.”

5. Go Hiking in the Woods: Since we all know how much the Zest enjoys exercise. . .Fat

4. Hunt for Big Foot

3. Try to not get eaten by the alligator from the classic move Lake Placid.

2. Go “Whaleing”. . .No you sick bastards, not that kind of Whaleing. . .I am actually talking about going hunting for real Whales. It is common knowledge that Maine is the Whale Capital of the United States.

1. Try and explain to the locals what the Television is.

Man that’s sounds like it is going to be a great trip, where does the Informer sign up.

P.S. The Informer is actually hoping that the Zest gets eaten by the alligator from the classic movie Lake Placid. That would be pretty funny.
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