Things the informer needs to do in treynor

since the informer plans to do nothing and sit in treynor all summer here is a list of things he should do to fill his summer up

1. try to figure out who put the ginormous dent in his driver side door....... or try to get it fixed after a big night at the casino

2. Finish a twelve pack of beast a night to try and level out is blood pressure

3. Tell the zest daily that he plans on coming out to Maine to finally see the great city of Boston..... and than never come out ( the zest actually hopes he doesn't come out because he doesn't want to have to account for him)

4. If he does finally get the dirty bird up for an across the united states trip.....he should go to the cheers bar....and challenge the cardboard cut out of Norm to the game of drink....there is a good chance Norm will still win

5. Finally get rid of the man boobs he has conveniently been growing since his last days at treynor high


Holla at your boy

the zest