SPEAKING FOR WHAT ITS WORTH.
SINCE THIS POST TITLE IS DEDICATED TO CHADS ANAL BREATH I WILL TYPE IN CAPS LOCK.
OBSERVATIONS 5/23/2008 AT 1:15 AM.
FIRST AND FARMOST CHAD FARTED AND THE SMELL WAS LITERALLY INDESCRIBABLE.
THERE IS A 25% CHANCE JONI HAS AN STD AND A 100% CHANCE JOEY IS WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK.
60% CHANCE ZACH PAYS FOR THE TACO BELL CANKLES BRINGS BACK.
30% CHANCE CANKLES INHALES ZACHS TACOS BEFORE HE COMES BACK ANYWAY.
100% CHANCE AJ'S EX GIRLFRIENDS DAD OWNS THE APARTMENT HE IS SITTING IN.
200% CHANCE AJ MAKES THAT OBSERVATION EVERY TIME HE STEPS FOOT INSIDE.
INTERESTING POINT FROM CHAD:
HEATH WAYMIRE AND A KOOPA TROOPA TURTLE SHELLS ARE DESTRUCTIVE.
TOPIC INITIATED BY JONI:
33 YEAR OLDS AND BOYFRIENDS FOR 4 YEARS.
PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE CONVERSATION: (1) JONI
THINGS AJ WANTS:
ZESTYS BOB VILLA SPECTACLES
EQUIVALENTS:
JOEY SORNSON AND BRAD TREDE ONE LINERS.
FLYING THUMBS AND ARM BURNS --- UNFORTUNATE.
things i am.....
EXCITED ABOUT
1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo
2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand
3. to watch the nfl draft
4. playing my new game THE SHOW
5. watching the lakers win it all
NOT EXICED ABOUT
1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary
2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field
3. the empty bottle of jim beam
4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row
5. my 1-8 start in my franchise
1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo
2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand
3. to watch the nfl draft
4. playing my new game THE SHOW
5. watching the lakers win it all
NOT EXICED ABOUT
1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary
2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field
3. the empty bottle of jim beam
4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row
5. my 1-8 start in my franchise
Things that i have recently found out i dont care about
1. Bridal shows
2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach
3. The NHL all star game
4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it
5. Finding a job
6. The New President
7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show
8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea
9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live
10. Cankles health
2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach
3. The NHL all star game
4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it
5. Finding a job
6. The New President
7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show
8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea
9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live
10. Cankles health
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who wrote this article? it is the best thing i have ever read
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