things i am.....

EXCITED ABOUT

1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo

2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand

3. to watch the nfl draft

4. playing my new game THE SHOW

5. watching the lakers win it all


NOT EXICED ABOUT

1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary

2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field

3. the empty bottle of jim beam

4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row

5. my 1-8 start in my franchise

Things that i have recently found out i dont care about

1. Bridal shows

2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach

3. The NHL all star game

4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it

5. Finding a job

6. The New President

7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show

8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea

9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live

10. Cankles health

Thursday, May 29, 2008

"Goodbye Friend"

The Zest is on his way out the door. . .which means three months without the one person who knows how to shake things up a bit.

Things the Informer are going to miss:

1. Zesty peeing and then not flushing the toilet

2. Conversations that make everyone dumber. . .Except the Informer and Zesty

3. Country and Booze. . .Nough Said

4. Rooting for the Twins. . .Hey if the Zest is leaving me I no longer have to root for his favorite team. . .Twins Suck

5. The Chronicles of Riddick

Have fun finding Big Foot Asshole. . .

The Informer

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