The Informer wants everyone to know that he has not had two mealtdowns since the Zest told him he was moving to Maine.
In fact the Informer has done the exact opposite, his life is flourishing.
Just look at the numbers:
The Informer is consuming more "Brain Cell Killers" then ever
He has put on twenty pounds
His hair has started to fall out
If you want to call that mealting down, good for the Zest, but truth be told the Informer has never been happier.
In fact the next time he sees the Zest he is going to just pretend he is not leaving for Maine in a week.
See not mealting down. . .It is denial
things i am.....
EXCITED ABOUT
1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo
2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand
3. to watch the nfl draft
4. playing my new game THE SHOW
5. watching the lakers win it all
NOT EXICED ABOUT
1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary
2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field
3. the empty bottle of jim beam
4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row
5. my 1-8 start in my franchise
1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo
2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand
3. to watch the nfl draft
4. playing my new game THE SHOW
5. watching the lakers win it all
NOT EXICED ABOUT
1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary
2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field
3. the empty bottle of jim beam
4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row
5. my 1-8 start in my franchise
Things that i have recently found out i dont care about
1. Bridal shows
2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach
3. The NHL all star game
4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it
5. Finding a job
6. The New President
7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show
8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea
9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live
10. Cankles health
2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach
3. The NHL all star game
4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it
5. Finding a job
6. The New President
7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show
8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea
9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live
10. Cankles health
Friday, May 23, 2008
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