don't call it a comeback

i was originally going to write this blog about all the things i could think of that are going to make a huge comeback. then i was thinking maybe i will write about a comeback to the informer for his cruel comments on his page. then i was thinking i could right about a sports team that was going to make a huge comeback and win it all. then i was going to write about all the girls that i wish would comeback to my friends to make an awkward couple. then i thought i might as well just cover it all since i only have a few in each

corduroy..... oh my god, this you have to believe. i went to a kohl's in Denver to find some cheap clothes to wear but at the same time make me look good. after about twenty minutes of snooping around i run into the mother shipload, rack upon rack of corduroy clothes. it was all sorts of nonsense clothes, jeans, shirts, vests, hats, yep in my v-necks, socks, underwear, bras. alright i might have been a little exaggerate but you got the point. i felt like i was buying clothes for a treynor basketball game. just when i was on cloud 9 triple b to the d (big bad brucey daddy/ burce/drew/andrew/douche) brought my head out of the clouds and back down to the ground and said to quit being ten feet tall. i was then reminded that i was in an aisle of clothes that looked like they had just had super nacho ole's puked all over them. needless to say i did not buy any but kohl's is bringing it back.

to the informer: bwbj.....that's right i am officially starting it, the biggest wanna be jamo, and the award goes to....the informer( no claps from the audience, but there are a couple of boo's)that's right mr. informer the guy that was mistaken for mr. jamo half of his life now. the first thing he likes to do is to not pick up when you call... he might claim he is doing something important but the chances are he is not. that's right mr. informer you get another qualification, since you were replaced by him in baseball. you tried so hard to be good at baseball, you even tried to copy his style after he replaced you. you even went as far as asking jimmy to adopt you as a son just so it wouldn't be so weird for you to call him and hit ground balls to you. i believe you even tried to take his jersey number but you thought people would actually think you were number 1 with a dumb jersey like that. you even went as far as to get me drunk for the first time just to say you did and maybe people would mistaken you for a chambers perhaps a cousin that would do that, jamo perhaps? oh so lame my dear friend, by the way i have plenty of more biggest wanna be trophies that i am thinking of so we should start a list and dr. mr douche bag informer 2009 is a long season for the biggest wanna be, let it play out a little, moving on....

i just realized that we are in hockey and basketball season, don't give 2 nickels about hockey and basketball i only follow the lakers and i follow them enough to know they are kicking some ass. they are so far ahead i don't even need to write about them till they win it all. just like me and mr. informers fantasy b2 team, i believe we are up by 1300, talk about a genuine but kicking. moving on i am getting tired

oh ya moving on to girls/other things that i wish would comeback and date my friends to make a weird couple. i thought about this one for a while and i think the best way to do it is to just list the girls/other things and leave a clue about my friends and the reader can figure it out.....enjoy, reminding you i don't think anybody would feel comfortable hanging out with couple's like this

GIRL: tami oooooooo
CLUE: therealinformer.blogspot.com

GIRLS: k-mac
CLUE: last name detmer first name ?

GIRLS: sarah clough
CLUE: he just had a kid

GIRLS: ashley McClain
CLUE: one is tall one is fat and they aren't ducks

GIRL: mrs. pibb
CLUE: she could have be a "dr's" wife

GIRL: ashley dixon
CLUE: his last name tatted on his back, he spells it with two m's

GIRL: ashley lorenz
CLUE: jon schnepel

GIRL: sheri fisher
CLUE: the only person to take a handoff from the defensive side of the ball

GIRL: melissa hansen
CLUE: ummm.... town of treynor?

GIRL: jen
CLUE: first name brad last name rhymes with ritt, we go way back

GIRL: mr. travis
CLUE: mr. travis....wait are they still together, how did they have a kid?

GIRL: swi
CLUE: her first name rhymes with poni and her last name is a fish

GIRL: n. underwood
CLUE: ...he is in jail

GIRL: molly henry
CLUE: ....he is built like arnold, and he has been mentioned above

GIRL: kalean mcguire
CLUE: yours truely

BOY: b. vanachek
CLUE: therealinformer.blogspot.com

GIRL: a. barret
CLUE: cheeze wizz

BOY: guys
CLUE: michael shoestring, and unfall in girls

?: b.a.
CLUE: b.a.

GILS: maureen houser
CLUE: he is not in jackass but has the same name

CONDIMENT: gravy
CLUE: he doesnt inform people



RATINGS

21 OUT OF 21: GET A GRIP,

17 OUT OF 21: I WILL BUY YOU A BEER

13 OUT OF 21: YOU MOST LIKELY GRADUATED FROM TREYNOR

9 OUT OF 21: I MIGHT HAVE TO HIT YOU IN THE NUTS

5 OUT OF 21: YOU BUY ME A BEER

0 OUT OF 21: YOU HAVE TO BEFRIEND THE INFORMER


thats all for right now enjoy the competition, this is zesty keeping it zestfully clean