things i am.....

EXCITED ABOUT

1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo

2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand

3. to watch the nfl draft

4. playing my new game THE SHOW

5. watching the lakers win it all


NOT EXICED ABOUT

1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary

2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field

3. the empty bottle of jim beam

4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row

5. my 1-8 start in my franchise

Things that i have recently found out i dont care about

1. Bridal shows

2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach

3. The NHL all star game

4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it

5. Finding a job

6. The New President

7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show

8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea

9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live

10. Cankles health

Monday, January 26, 2009

i love reality t.v.

8:36 the bach starts and i am starting to hate this but a thirty pack of busch light is going to get me through this

8:40 the girls are in a competition to sing a song to this ultimate d bag and some girl is having the biggest melt down ever about the whole ordeal...the zest thinks she will get kicked off

8:47 cara says she is going to kill herself as the meltdown girl sings a song about her unborn child

8:51 molly wins the competition and gets a one on one date, to a big surprise she wants to get married and have a kid.....what a news flash to every women across the u.s.

8:51 jason wants to know if he cares more about her then just her eyes...... the zest is starting to think this guy wouldn't fit in with the treynor crowd

8:52 nikki/ meltdown girl says her biggest fear is a 2 on 1 date..... this show is really getting my attention

8:52 the cara/mo/katie shut up count has officially begun and is now at 3

8:53 the bach conversation between the girls has quickly changed to oreo shakes

8:54 cara says the girl that claimed to see into a crystal ball is grabbing jasons attention and he really likes her

8:54 the mood turned a little hostile in the room, about what you may ask?.... half birthdays....yes the girls are getting mad at each other about half birthdays.

8:56 its official 3 of the 3 girls would have sex with this jason guy.....maybe he would fit in nicely with this treynor crowd

8:57 maureen has officially gotten over her fear of saying the word patty...... she said it twice....little do people know but somebody came to her apartment and gave her and her friends complete make overs and her name was patty.....she was terrified

9:00 t.v. timeout for the creation of beef patties, green beans, and something with cheese in it...... mother of god

9:13 just recieved a text from the informer asking if i would watch a 24 hour marathon of arnold movies every day, i simply replied with.....only with tyler.....which he replied back with i cant walk cause i ate to much....classic zest and informer conversation

9:21 the informer reminds me how unhealthy he is by saying he ate 3 lbs of food but also stated he still wanted a hot pocket.....FAT!!!!

9:34 the zest is having troubles breathing due to the fact he just ate a complete plate full of 4 differnt foods

9:34 it is brought to my attention that part of the competition is acting on gerneral hospital ...... i wish i had something to ease the pain

9:39 megan, just a random girl, says she wants to bang it out to jason..... i think she was talking dirty.....there is very awkward kiss, the girls watching were not impressed

9:42 the girls think naomi is pathetic and her hair looks greasy and dumb and also looks like uncooked speghetti....overrall the girls in the room are very unhappy with jasons decision about having a one on one talk with her

9:44 some of the girls on the show just had their lives threatened by the three headed monster that i am watching this terrible show

9:45 the girls are giving me to much writing material and i cant keep up, this is like shooting fish in a barrell

9:46 apparently the girls in the room with me are way smarter then the girls on the show, i should have done a stupid count instead of a shut up count.....damn these ladies

9:49 another death threat is made....the zest now realizes how awkward this show is

9:55 should have made an insult list.....it is probably over 35 tonight.....girls are evil bitches

9:59 the zest is informed by the informer that he would have a better time watching raw

10:03 the zest has officially said this is the wost show ever......to go along with this, it is so awkward and i think i might swallow a gun

10:04 1-800- the - bach is the number you need to call if you would like to enter this delightful competition

10:13 hey nikki...... a. b. c. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

10:19 the zest is falling for jason

10:29 jason broke the rules and sent home more girls then he was supposed to.....oh my!

10:30 some girl just said she was going to make out with her dog.....

10:30 katie and cara are fooling maureen via text message

10:31 the zest just toasted with jason, he feels like he is apart of the show

10:31 just saw next weeks previews......ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyy gooooooooddddd, i cant wait

10:32 stay tuned for the web cams