don't call it a comeback

i was originally going to write this blog about all the things i could think of that are going to make a huge comeback. then i was thinking maybe i will write about a comeback to the informer for his cruel comments on his page. then i was thinking i could right about a sports team that was going to make a huge comeback and win it all. then i was going to write about all the girls that i wish would comeback to my friends to make an awkward couple. then i thought i might as well just cover it all since i only have a few in each

corduroy..... oh my god, this you have to believe. i went to a kohl's in Denver to find some cheap clothes to wear but at the same time make me look good. after about twenty minutes of snooping around i run into the mother shipload, rack upon rack of corduroy clothes. it was all sorts of nonsense clothes, jeans, shirts, vests, hats, yep in my v-necks, socks, underwear, bras. alright i might have been a little exaggerate but you got the point. i felt like i was buying clothes for a treynor basketball game. just when i was on cloud 9 triple b to the d (big bad brucey daddy/ burce/drew/andrew/douche) brought my head out of the clouds and back down to the ground and said to quit being ten feet tall. i was then reminded that i was in an aisle of clothes that looked like they had just had super nacho ole's puked all over them. needless to say i did not buy any but kohl's is bringing it back.

to the informer: bwbj.....that's right i am officially starting it, the biggest wanna be jamo, and the award goes to....the informer( no claps from the audience, but there are a couple of boo's)that's right mr. informer the guy that was mistaken for mr. jamo half of his life now. the first thing he likes to do is to not pick up when you call... he might claim he is doing something important but the chances are he is not. that's right mr. informer you get another qualification, since you were replaced by him in baseball. you tried so hard to be good at baseball, you even tried to copy his style after he replaced you. you even went as far as asking jimmy to adopt you as a son just so it wouldn't be so weird for you to call him and hit ground balls to you. i believe you even tried to take his jersey number but you thought people would actually think you were number 1 with a dumb jersey like that. you even went as far as to get me drunk for the first time just to say you did and maybe people would mistaken you for a chambers perhaps a cousin that would do that, jamo perhaps? oh so lame my dear friend, by the way i have plenty of more biggest wanna be trophies that i am thinking of so we should start a list and dr. mr douche bag informer 2009 is a long season for the biggest wanna be, let it play out a little, moving on....

i just realized that we are in hockey and basketball season, don't give 2 nickels about hockey and basketball i only follow the lakers and i follow them enough to know they are kicking some ass. they are so far ahead i don't even need to write about them till they win it all. just like me and mr. informers fantasy b2 team, i believe we are up by 1300, talk about a genuine but kicking. moving on i am getting tired

oh ya moving on to girls/other things that i wish would comeback and date my friends to make a weird couple. i thought about this one for a while and i think the best way to do it is to just list the girls/other things and leave a clue about my friends and the reader can figure it out.....enjoy, reminding you i don't think anybody would feel comfortable hanging out with couple's like this

GIRL: tami oooooooo
CLUE: therealinformer.blogspot.com

GIRLS: k-mac
CLUE: last name detmer first name ?

GIRLS: sarah clough
CLUE: he just had a kid

GIRLS: ashley McClain
CLUE: one is tall one is fat and they aren't ducks

GIRL: mrs. pibb
CLUE: she could have be a "dr's" wife

GIRL: ashley dixon
CLUE: his last name tatted on his back, he spells it with two m's

GIRL: ashley lorenz
CLUE: jon schnepel

GIRL: sheri fisher
CLUE: the only person to take a handoff from the defensive side of the ball

GIRL: melissa hansen
CLUE: ummm.... town of treynor?

GIRL: jen
CLUE: first name brad last name rhymes with ritt, we go way back

GIRL: mr. travis
CLUE: mr. travis....wait are they still together, how did they have a kid?

GIRL: swi
CLUE: her first name rhymes with poni and her last name is a fish

GIRL: n. underwood
CLUE: ...he is in jail

GIRL: molly henry
CLUE: ....he is built like arnold, and he has been mentioned above

GIRL: kalean mcguire
CLUE: yours truely

BOY: b. vanachek
CLUE: therealinformer.blogspot.com

GIRL: a. barret
CLUE: cheeze wizz

BOY: guys
CLUE: michael shoestring, and unfall in girls

?: b.a.
CLUE: b.a.

GILS: maureen houser
CLUE: he is not in jackass but has the same name

CONDIMENT: gravy
CLUE: he doesnt inform people



RATINGS

21 OUT OF 21: GET A GRIP,

17 OUT OF 21: I WILL BUY YOU A BEER

13 OUT OF 21: YOU MOST LIKELY GRADUATED FROM TREYNOR

9 OUT OF 21: I MIGHT HAVE TO HIT YOU IN THE NUTS

5 OUT OF 21: YOU BUY ME A BEER

0 OUT OF 21: YOU HAVE TO BEFRIEND THE INFORMER


thats all for right now enjoy the competition, this is zesty keeping it zestfully clean

round 4

round 3

i love reality t.v.

8:36 the bach starts and i am starting to hate this but a thirty pack of busch light is going to get me through this

8:40 the girls are in a competition to sing a song to this ultimate d bag and some girl is having the biggest melt down ever about the whole ordeal...the zest thinks she will get kicked off

8:47 cara says she is going to kill herself as the meltdown girl sings a song about her unborn child

8:51 molly wins the competition and gets a one on one date, to a big surprise she wants to get married and have a kid.....what a news flash to every women across the u.s.

8:51 jason wants to know if he cares more about her then just her eyes...... the zest is starting to think this guy wouldn't fit in with the treynor crowd

8:52 nikki/ meltdown girl says her biggest fear is a 2 on 1 date..... this show is really getting my attention

8:52 the cara/mo/katie shut up count has officially begun and is now at 3

8:53 the bach conversation between the girls has quickly changed to oreo shakes

8:54 cara says the girl that claimed to see into a crystal ball is grabbing jasons attention and he really likes her

8:54 the mood turned a little hostile in the room, about what you may ask?.... half birthdays....yes the girls are getting mad at each other about half birthdays.

8:56 its official 3 of the 3 girls would have sex with this jason guy.....maybe he would fit in nicely with this treynor crowd

8:57 maureen has officially gotten over her fear of saying the word patty...... she said it twice....little do people know but somebody came to her apartment and gave her and her friends complete make overs and her name was patty.....she was terrified

9:00 t.v. timeout for the creation of beef patties, green beans, and something with cheese in it...... mother of god

9:13 just recieved a text from the informer asking if i would watch a 24 hour marathon of arnold movies every day, i simply replied with.....only with tyler.....which he replied back with i cant walk cause i ate to much....classic zest and informer conversation

9:21 the informer reminds me how unhealthy he is by saying he ate 3 lbs of food but also stated he still wanted a hot pocket.....FAT!!!!

9:34 the zest is having troubles breathing due to the fact he just ate a complete plate full of 4 differnt foods

9:34 it is brought to my attention that part of the competition is acting on gerneral hospital ...... i wish i had something to ease the pain

9:39 megan, just a random girl, says she wants to bang it out to jason..... i think she was talking dirty.....there is very awkward kiss, the girls watching were not impressed

9:42 the girls think naomi is pathetic and her hair looks greasy and dumb and also looks like uncooked speghetti....overrall the girls in the room are very unhappy with jasons decision about having a one on one talk with her

9:44 some of the girls on the show just had their lives threatened by the three headed monster that i am watching this terrible show

9:45 the girls are giving me to much writing material and i cant keep up, this is like shooting fish in a barrell

9:46 apparently the girls in the room with me are way smarter then the girls on the show, i should have done a stupid count instead of a shut up count.....damn these ladies

9:49 another death threat is made....the zest now realizes how awkward this show is

9:55 should have made an insult list.....it is probably over 35 tonight.....girls are evil bitches

9:59 the zest is informed by the informer that he would have a better time watching raw

10:03 the zest has officially said this is the wost show ever......to go along with this, it is so awkward and i think i might swallow a gun

10:04 1-800- the - bach is the number you need to call if you would like to enter this delightful competition

10:13 hey nikki...... a. b. c. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

10:19 the zest is falling for jason

10:29 jason broke the rules and sent home more girls then he was supposed to.....oh my!

10:30 some girl just said she was going to make out with her dog.....

10:30 katie and cara are fooling maureen via text message

10:31 the zest just toasted with jason, he feels like he is apart of the show

10:31 just saw next weeks previews......ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyy gooooooooddddd, i cant wait

10:32 stay tuned for the web cams