zesty must be butter cause he is on a roll

1. the seed that miami got in the cws..... looking good for the prediction zesty made about the u winning a title in some sport this year

2. the number of teams the zest guessed right to be in the nba finals.....yes i did happen to pick the lakers...and yes the team i guessed they would play wasn't necessarily clear but i did guess they would play somebody from the eastern conference

3. how many meals a day that involve chicken at camp..... either that or big foot tastes like chicken

4. how many times i have a feeling big bad brucey daddy will end up in jail at his attempt to regain high school glory during the cws

5. the game number in the nba finals where the black mamba will put up a fifty spot....yes the zest is not putting a schnepels guarantee on it because he would love to see the best in the game right now do what he does

6. the game number the lakers win it all .....yes another nba final prediction ......the lakers win in six..... BOO YA

7. the game number the lakers will win in if they don't win in six .....

8. the guess of how many times the informer will cry if the lakers will lose the finals



* things to note
schnepels guarantee = not going to happen

serious note: i miss everybody back home .....i hope its fun....maine isn't that bad ....harry is staying in our bunk which makes things awkward every once in a while.....but besides that if feels good to be out of iowa and living on the coast .....the informer right about something funny please your serious stuff is getting awkward to read...... love you guys

holla at your boy

Zesty

"Zesty Is Back"

You know what?

The Informer has had a hard time with the Zest being gone. . .But instead of worry about when he will see Mr. Zest again the Informer has taken matters into his own hands.

Now some people may think the Informer is a damp basement away from starting his own "Fight Club" but the Informer thinks he is just learning how to be sane.

You see, the Informer. . .Since the Zest has decided to leave the Informer. . .has decided to make his own solutions.

So from here on out, if the Informer writes a blog and has quotes from the Zesty, don't think it is Zach talking, but the Informer's made up friend, the Zesty.

Get It, just like Zach can leave the Informer high and dry, the Informer can get hammered and make up his own imaginary friends.

Enjoy Maine Assclown.

So stay tuned for updates from the "Real Zesty" very soon. . .You have been warned

greetings from maine

howdy yall
well this is the first blog i am sending out from maine.......yes i know how devastated everybody is that i am not back in treynor..... yes i made it safe and sound if anybody was interested..... its actaully not that bad except for sharing a cabin with four people and no means of entertainment except for driving to the bar 20 miles away and killing a couple of beamers.......my new favorite drink is.......beam and ginger.....with a lime of course.... right now there is about 15 guys here with about 5 girls.....yes not a great ratio....but all the guys seem to be alright.....i havent conversed with the females yet but that is probably due to the fact they are all from mexico..... i just wanted everybody to know the things i will miss this summer

1. CWS ...... all i can say is WOW ......The canes might actually win and my prediction of the u winning a championship in a sport might come true....plus the fact that big bad brucie daddy is coming to town with his posse is just one more reason i will miss "the greatest time ever"

2. RIVER RIOT ...... once again i miss out on a concert happening around back home ....and this time it is staind..... if staind faught the state of maine ...... staind would win hands down....i am so jealous .....but i will not miss the over advertisement of river riot on the river...... i would love to silence the river everytime anything but music would come on

3. The Informer...... once again all i can say is WOW...... what better number two is there around than The Informer.....yes his physique may be bad .....but man does that guy know how to party.....in an apartment with one other person......that person being me.....sorry Informer that you are number two but you know RepTyler always takes the cake

4. Treynor....... ummmmm.......anyway

5. Spending a pay check on booze the same day you get it................B.A. you know what i am talking about...... i only get paid every two weeks...... so the paycheck is a little harder to get rid of in one night but its nothing a few rounds of yeager bombs cant fix\

holla at your boy

the zest