"24 Hour Drive"

The following are actual text from the Zest to the Informer during his long strange journey out to Maine.

Friday Noon Twenty -"Are You Awake Yet"

Noon Thirty - "I immediately regret this decision

Two Twenty One - "Just ate which which in Iowa City, words cannot describe it."

(For those of you that have never eaten at Which Which the Zest would like everyone to know that Which Which is the second best sandwich place in the world. . .Blimpies is obviously number one)

Five O Two - "Fun fact 2. . .ottwa is were lincoln's voice was first heard"

Note - The Informer just asked the Zest where he was, what music he was listening two and how fat is the Zest. . .This should spice up the blog a bit.

Five Twenty Four -The Zest's response. . ."Chicago jt and no.........you" I think the Zest just called me fat.

We are going to take another small break, the Informer will update the blog later after the Zest gives him so more ammo. . .

Peace

"Goodbye Friend"

The Zest is on his way out the door. . .which means three months without the one person who knows how to shake things up a bit.

Things the Informer are going to miss:

1. Zesty peeing and then not flushing the toilet

2. Conversations that make everyone dumber. . .Except the Informer and Zesty

3. Country and Booze. . .Nough Said

4. Rooting for the Twins. . .Hey if the Zest is leaving me I no longer have to root for his favorite team. . .Twins Suck

5. The Chronicles of Riddick

Have fun finding Big Foot Asshole. . .

The Informer

Joni Bass = 100%

100% chance she should never write on the blog again
100% chance she wont ever be allowed to write on the blog again
100% chance she will have a melt down daily
100% chance she will never meet somebody to marry
100% chance that the last comment will make her cry
100% chance she gets caught in a love triangle....again
100% chance her kid will not be normal
100% chance she takes Cankles life advice into consideration
1000% chance i never write about her again

100% chance you Holla at your boy

100% chance this is The Zest

Things the informer needs to do in treynor

since the informer plans to do nothing and sit in treynor all summer here is a list of things he should do to fill his summer up

1. try to figure out who put the ginormous dent in his driver side door....... or try to get it fixed after a big night at the casino

2. Finish a twelve pack of beast a night to try and level out is blood pressure

3. Tell the zest daily that he plans on coming out to Maine to finally see the great city of Boston..... and than never come out ( the zest actually hopes he doesn't come out because he doesn't want to have to account for him)

4. If he does finally get the dirty bird up for an across the united states trip.....he should go to the cheers bar....and challenge the cardboard cut out of Norm to the game of drink....there is a good chance Norm will still win

5. Finally get rid of the man boobs he has conveniently been growing since his last days at treynor high


Holla at your boy

the zest

"Things To Do In Maine"

Since the Zesty is leaving this Friday the Informer thought he would help out his buddy with a list of the “Top Five Things To Do While In Maine.”

5. Go Hiking in the Woods: Since we all know how much the Zest enjoys exercise. . .Fat

4. Hunt for Big Foot

3. Try to not get eaten by the alligator from the classic move Lake Placid.

2. Go “Whaleing”. . .No you sick bastards, not that kind of Whaleing. . .I am actually talking about going hunting for real Whales. It is common knowledge that Maine is the Whale Capital of the United States.

1. Try and explain to the locals what the Television is.

Man that’s sounds like it is going to be a great trip, where does the Informer sign up.

P.S. The Informer is actually hoping that the Zest gets eaten by the alligator from the classic movie Lake Placid. That would be pretty funny.

Glow Ball = "Best time Ever"

54% chance Nolan couldn't hit a ball tonight.

26% chance 4 little trees were murdered as a result of the amazing time.

Justin hates everyone.

Weis might be the best player "ever" on Wii mario cart.

99.8% chance Libby fell in the creek and did not mind one bit.

Justin is still bitching about life.

Kaleigh. Yes that is a sentence all in itself.

River boat, reggae, Summer '08.... all "AMAZING"

Go To Guy

The Informer would just like to know why the Zest continues to call me his "Second Go To Buddy?"

Really Zesty, we have spent nearly everynight together for the past six months, yet you have the odacity to call the Informer number 2.

Don't get the Informer wrong, he will always respect the Tyrone, and if there was a classic go to buddy Tyler would and always will be the Zest's number one.

But, for the sake of argument, when you only see someone once every few months they can no longer be your number one go to guy.

I guess what the Informer is saying is . . .Zesty is a homosexual.

P.S.- Just because I poored out his beer does not make the Informer any less of a babysitter, so J.C. you can shove that up your pipe and smoke it.

Informer

Chad Farted Baby Food

SPEAKING FOR WHAT ITS WORTH.

SINCE THIS POST TITLE IS DEDICATED TO CHADS ANAL BREATH I WILL TYPE IN CAPS LOCK.

OBSERVATIONS 5/23/2008 AT 1:15 AM.

FIRST AND FARMOST CHAD FARTED AND THE SMELL WAS LITERALLY INDESCRIBABLE.

THERE IS A 25% CHANCE JONI HAS AN STD AND A 100% CHANCE JOEY IS WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK.

60% CHANCE ZACH PAYS FOR THE TACO BELL CANKLES BRINGS BACK.
30% CHANCE CANKLES INHALES ZACHS TACOS BEFORE HE COMES BACK ANYWAY.

100% CHANCE AJ'S EX GIRLFRIENDS DAD OWNS THE APARTMENT HE IS SITTING IN.
200% CHANCE AJ MAKES THAT OBSERVATION EVERY TIME HE STEPS FOOT INSIDE.

INTERESTING POINT FROM CHAD:
HEATH WAYMIRE AND A KOOPA TROOPA TURTLE SHELLS ARE DESTRUCTIVE.

TOPIC INITIATED BY JONI:
33 YEAR OLDS AND BOYFRIENDS FOR 4 YEARS.
PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE CONVERSATION: (1) JONI

THINGS AJ WANTS:
ZESTYS BOB VILLA SPECTACLES

EQUIVALENTS:
JOEY SORNSON AND BRAD TREDE ONE LINERS.
FLYING THUMBS AND ARM BURNS --- UNFORTUNATE.

jz + casino = no money

so for all those who attended the sweet knoke bash..... you might have noticed the zelasney......'s running around.....yes if you recieved a jaegerbomb or maybe a beer from the bar it was a good chance it was from a z....... but that isn't the point ...... the informer decided after several hundred yb's he wanted to go to the casino......well.....jz + casino = no money.....well except for the two times i have actually gave him money and he won....congrads zesty..... well there is about 6 people at the apartment right now waiting for the " greatest time ever" slash the informer and duck duck goos to come back to tell us how much money they blew.....i am going to go out on a limb and say they blew each.....actually i am going to say an anti schnepel guarentee that they did..... i know what you all are thinking.....isnt this a brother blogspot.....well yes it is but when my second go to buddy decides to bail on me to go blow duck duck goos .....i get a little offended.... actually i dont..... but anyway its the morning after so i am going to make this chick slam a dr. pepper.... SMACK TALK IS ON

holla at your boy

the zest

"I Did Not Have A Mealtdown"

The Informer wants everyone to know that he has not had two mealtdowns since the Zest told him he was moving to Maine.

In fact the Informer has done the exact opposite, his life is flourishing.

Just look at the numbers:

The Informer is consuming more "Brain Cell Killers" then ever

He has put on twenty pounds

His hair has started to fall out

If you want to call that mealting down, good for the Zest, but truth be told the Informer has never been happier.

In fact the next time he sees the Zest he is going to just pretend he is not leaving for Maine in a week.

See not mealting down. . .It is denial

cowboys in l.a.?

so i am beginning my second blog entry and this one is concerned with the san antonio parkers and the lakers. i had few things to comment on that happened in the game.

1. Cobe. yes cobe karl did not in fact play one second of this game and as much as it hurts me Kobe Bryant did in fact play in the game. well i guess you can say he played a half. For all the anti Kobe Bryant M.V.P fans i really hope you watched the game. Bryant single handily beat the spurs in the second half. yes its the spurs, they are old and run down, according to some analysts, but as you may still recall, one year ago the won the championship. For any one player to bring a team back from twenty down to the spurs......is an mvp in my book. For all the people that said King James should have won it.....ya what did he shoot like 8 percent in the playoffs. than what did he do, oh ya he successfully left the playoffs. Oh all the chris paul fans, let me look where he is at right now.....oh thats right the same place i am at, sitting on the couch watching the playoffs. Way to be an MVP. So here comes another argument that kobe has better players around him. Last time i checked having a good supporting cast brings out the best in each player. so what if he had a good supporting cast its not his fault.....but i guess it is his fault that he became a better team player for it. Lastly i would like to say that the real cobe, should have been up for the race, since he was the glue of the all mighty lakers. i would actually throw up in the air that the committee that selected these candidates and than counted the votes, should consider a recount because cobe karl is still number 1 in all of our hearts

2. Tony Parker does not look like the informer, but to throw out a schnepels guarantee i am going to say he dominates game 2

3. just to clear up some confusion, i am leaving for maine at the end of the month, and yes the informer has had a breakdown on me twice since he had learned the sad news.....but the good news is i saved a bunch of money on the thirty pack i just bought in maryville

holla at your boy

The Zest

Welcome

Welcome one and welcome all, to the brother site to the all infamous "informer". This site will guarantee nothing but a good clean update on whatever i want to talk about. The informer will most likely have a strong influence on this site; and I would really like this site to be more of a post whatever you want, kind of like a message board. I will most likely not be writing good literature, or even about anything that anybody even cares to read. There is also a 90% chance that i will never update this blog, and if i do there is almost a 100% chance that anybody i know will not care one bit. So thank you for reading my very first blog, and please come back again.

Holla at your Boy

The Zest

To JZ

i am coming for you