things i am.....

EXCITED ABOUT

1. opening day in coors field, clap clap clap clap clap clap tu-lo

2. a gallon of jim beam in my hand

3. to watch the nfl draft

4. playing my new game THE SHOW

5. watching the lakers win it all


NOT EXICED ABOUT

1. cankles turning 26?maybe its 24? he can't be younger than 23, really he is only 21, happy birthday peary

2. having to drink coors on opening day at coors field

3. the empty bottle of jim beam

4. missing the college world series for the second year in a row

5. my 1-8 start in my franchise

Things that i have recently found out i dont care about

1. Bridal shows

2. Who the chiefs get as a head coach

3. The NHL all star game

4. Reading the informers blog, but i really am reading it

5. Finding a job

6. The New President

7. Gossip girl and friday night lights, only because there was a very bad episode which ruined the whole show

8. who mel kiper picks in the draft because he has no f ing idea

9. being aware of the time, its a pretty care free way to live

10. Cankles health

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Salaami vs Gene

SALAAM

1. Salaam attended the LaJolla Country Day School, where he played 8-man football and ran for over 100 yards in every game except for one. He was held under 100 yards against Christian High School, in an 11 man game. His team still won the game 16-13, Reminding you that it was 8 on 11 match up.

2. As a junior, Salaam had one of the best individual seasons by a running back in College football history in 1994, rushing for a school-record 2,055 yards and 24 touchdowns

3. As a rookie, he rushed for over 1,000 yards a Chicago Bears rookie record. (Reminding you that Walter Payton played for the bears.)

4. He was a Unanimous all-American and became his school's first Heisman Trophy winner besting the runner-up by 842 points.

5. Salaam is the fourth major college football player to rush for over 2,000 yards in a season

Randall Gene Moss

7.He won the Fred Biletnikoff Award (the what?), and was a finalist for the Heisman Trophy (FINISHING FOURTH in the balloting, behind RYAN LEAF).

8. In 1997, Randy Moss was quoted, in a Sports Illustrated article as saying the 1970 Marshall plane crash "was a tragedy, but it really wasn't nothing big”. (good english gene)

9. Very recently Moss did not comply with an officer's order, and she was crushed by his vehicle and fell to the ground. Moss was arrested, and a search of his vehicle revealed a small amount of marijuana. Initially charged with felony suspicion of assault with a Deadly Weapon and a misdemeanor marijuana possession, Moss pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor traffic violation and was ordered to pay a $1,200 fine and perform 40 hours of community service.

10. In August 2005, during an interview with Bryant Gumbel, Moss admitted that he has smoked marijuana during his NFL career "every blue moon." (i believe that when my poo turns purple and smells like rainbow shurbert)

11. Number of super bowl victories – the same

12. Moss in T.O.’s shadow, Salaam in Walter Paytons

Ladies and Gents i just wanted to provide the facts to the world between these two people well i should say one human being and one negatron. As you can clearly see that randy moss should be elimanated from the negatron race since he is clearly trying to ruin the human race with his fourth place finishes and pot smoking driving that kills people. Oh and not even to mention how black his heart is for not even caring about a very historic fatal plane crash from his alma mata Salaam is just an innocent running back that graced people with his finese running skills and prolific running style and a personality that melts peoples heart.

The Zest has spoken

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